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Breaking Bad (SPOILERS)
lankara replied to Hemingway's topic in English Lounge - Conversations in English only
I liked this series. Especially the first 3 seasons. After 3 seasons, it seems to me that they have tightened the plot. I love such series, so I found similar serials and films here https://bestsimilar.com/movies/26292-breaking-bad . Advise me which of the series to watch? What is most like Breaking Bad? -
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.