Normally I am a pretty fast reader but it depends on what i'm reading. i can read a page in a book in like a few minutes but if it fan fic it takes a little longer. Like maybe around 8 minutes.
Yes I can not even count how many times I have used LOL. Most of the time it's ironic though because I know it bugs them. Sometimes though it's not ironic.
I think my favorite quote would be "I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad that the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had." from the song Mad World