Life, in all its phases, can sometimes be a drag, especially after a long exhausting day. But let’s be honest. Life is way more fun when you laugh at it.
However, you don’t need to watch a comedic movie or hire a clown to have a good laugh. Most of the time, simple yet funny letterboard quotes are all you need to brighten your day.
Whether those quotes are about juggling the laundry and takeout menus, or you’re just looking for an excuse to drink coffee for the umpteenth time, there is a perfect letterboard quote for that.
Hence, we’ve gathered 111 of the funniest quotes you can prop into your letterboard and brighten any space in your home. From home-related quotes to those you can use as conversation starters at a party, we’ve got it all for you here.
Ready your bellies, as these letterboard quotes will leave you gasping for air!
Funny Letterboard Messages That Pack a Punch of Laughter in Every Home
Though home is where the heart is, it is more than just the four walls — it’s where all the good stuff happens.
Whether counting the seconds to your next load of laundry or lounging the day away, this set of funny letterboard quotes can spark up your everyday moments.
1. “Alexa, do the dishes.”
2. “This is my happy place. Mostly.”
3. “Wherever my keys are, I hope they’re happy.”
4. “In my defense, I was left unsupervised.”
5. “I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”
6. “Dust is a protective coating for furniture.”
7. “Emotionally stable as an IKEA table.”
8. “This house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.”
9. “Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.”
10. “This house runs on love, laughter, and yesterday’s mess.”
11. “Sorry for what I said before coffee.”
12. “The plants and I need a drink.”
13. “I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.”
14. “Putting a cow in an elevator really raises the steaks.”
15. “Please excuse the mess, we live here.”
16. “Why do I shop like I can afford things?”
17. “Chop it like it’s hot.”
18. “Not all who wander to the kitchen at midnight are lost.”
Work if You Must, But Make it Funny with These Office Letterboard Sayings
Work can be a grind if you don’t know how to find the comedy in it. But with this batch of funny letterboard quotes you can make your workplace light and fun — even with deadlines piling up.
From simple chitchats with colleagues to boardroom meetings, a little humor can make any workday fly by.
19. “Mondays should be optional.”
20. “Coffee: Because adulting is hard.”
21. “A yawn is a silent cry for coffee.”
22. “Pretending to work is exhausting.”
23. “If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.”
24. “I survived another meeting that should have been an email.”
25. “The best things take time. That’s why I’m late.”
26. “Progress, not perfection… but mostly coffee.”
27. “Complaint department: 100 miles east.”
28. “Never make plans with croissants. They’re flaky.”
29. “You don’t have to be crazy to work here. We’ll train you.”
30. “It may look like I’m doing nothing. But in my head, I’m quite busy”
31. “Out of office: Physically here, mentally on vacation.”
32.“Alexa, what day is it?”
33. “Teamwork makes the dream work… and the meetings longer.”
34. “Work hard, nap harder.”
35. “Next week has been exhausting.”
36. “I can’t adult today, please don’t make me.”
37. “You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.”
38. “My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.”
39. “Running late is my cardio.”
Funny Letterboard Quotes That’ll Leave You Partying Hard and Laughing Harder
Can’t find the right words to say to your guests? Not to worry. This collection of funny party letterboard quotes will surely have you chatting away like you’re a master entertainer.
After all, the best parties are the ones where every guest is laughing before they hit the snack table.
40. “Trust me, you can dance. – Vodka”
41. “Come for the food, stay because you’re too full to move.”
42. “Let’s get this party started… or at least sit down.”
43. “Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.”
44. “Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with salad.”
45. “Dance like nobody’s watching. Because they’re not. They’re looking at their phones.”
46. “Just here for the cake.”
47. “Drink triple, see double, act single.”
48. “Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
49. “Pro tip: Calories don’t count at parties.”
50. “Time to adult… but just for tonight!”
51. “Keep the party going… I’ll be napping in 10.
52. “I was born to be wild. But only until 9 PM or so…”
53. “I’m not saying it’s a wild party, but the neighbors just called the zoo.”
54. “If by ‘clubbing’ you mean eating club sandwiches, then yes, I enjoy clubbing.”
55. “Birds of a feather party together.”
56. “Let’s get ready to stumble!”
Funny Letterboard Quotes That Combine Diaper Duty with Comedy Hour
It’s undeniable how cute babies are — until you have to start waking up at 2 AM for a diaper change.
No matter how old your baby is, these letterboard quotes help you capture all the joy, the mess, and the sleepless nights your little one brings into your life.
Who knows, you can even use this as a prop in your baby’s monthly photoshoot!
57. “I’m not crying, I’m ordering room service!”
58. “Milk drunk and disorderly.”
59. “Eat. Sleep. Poop. Repeat.”
60. “Let the sleepless nights begin!”
61. “I’m the reason we can’t have nice things.”
62. “Man cannot live on bread alone. Toddler: challenge accepted.”
63. “Party at my crib, BYO bottle.”
64. “Diaper loading… please wait.”
65. “Mommy needs coffee. Daddy needs sleep.”
66. “Cute as a button, loud as an alarm.”
67. “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
68. “I’m not bossy, I have leadership skills.”
69. “Still figuring out this whole ‘human’ thing.”
70. “My crib or yours?”
71. “Tiny human, big attitude!”
Frighteningly Funny Letterboard Quotes for Halloween
Halloween is supposed to be the scariest season of the year. But it doesn’t have to be that way if you’ve got a collection of spooky yet funny letterboard quotes on hand.
Any quote below will make your haunted house or Halloween party a tad more lighthearted than frightening. Choose one mischievous quote that’ll make your space spooky yet sassy.
72. “Creep it real.”
73. “Witch better have my candy.”
74. “Trick or treat yo’self!”
75. “Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.”
76. “Blood donors needed. See the Count.”
77. “My costume is eerie-sistible.”
78. “Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.”
79. “Fangs for the memories!”
80. “Have a ghoul time!”
81. “My blood type? Pumpkin spice positive.”
82. “If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
83. “Don’t ghost me today.”
84. “Eat, drink, and be scary!”
85. “If you were a ghost, you would be my favorite boo.”
86. “I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy.”
87. “Who let the ghosts out?”
88. “Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.”
89. “Spooky season is in full broom!”
90. “Trick or treat so I can eat.”
Funny Letterboard New Year Messages To Start the Year with a Smile
New Year’s resolutions don’t have to be serious — let’s make them funny!
Imagine how a witty message to ring in January 1st can help you start the year with a smile. After all, if you can laugh through the resolutions, you might stick with them!
Let’s make a toast and have everyone laughing the seconds away to the new year filled with joy and hope.
91. “New Year, New Me… Just kidding same me, different calendar.”
92. “Dear New Year’s Resolution…we had a good go. – Me on January 3.”
93. “Resolution: Keep last year’s resolutions.”
94. “Entering into 2025 with our resolutions of 2024 still pending.”
95. “This year, I’m going to tell more people to shove it.”
96. “I will still be stuck in 2024 for the upcoming week.”
97. “New year, new me…for like a week.”
98. “Spread love. Try your luck.”
99. “Oh, darn. I’m still just as imperfect as I was 365 days ago.”
100. “Cheers to pretending it’s a fresh start!”
101. “January is like Monday… but longer.”
102. “365 new excuses!”
103. “New Year’s resolution: More naps, less stress.”
104. “Wake me up when it’s 2025.”
105. “New Year, who dis?”
106. “A sparkly new year to start fresh on old bad habits.”
107. “May your troubles last as long as your resolutions.”
108. “I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year.”
109. ”Alexa, Skip to Spring.”
110. “It’s a New Year already? I was just getting used to the old one!”
111. “New Year’s Resolution: Keep the ‘F’ in ‘Food’ and ‘Fitness’ Balanced!”
And just like that, you have 111 of the funniest letterboard quotes that prove you can find humor even in the most mundane of life’s situations.
Whether you only want a little board to spruce up your kitchen or a pop of laughter before heading out for work, a clever line is all it takes to make you smile.
All you have to do is grab your letterboard and spend a few minutes putting your favorite funny quote on display. Who knows, you might be able to whip up an original quote of your own and have everyone reading it laughing and nodding at it.
After all, humor has a way of making life a little easier. And with your newest collection of quotes, you’ll always have something to smile about.
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